Worst Movies of All Time

1. The Cotton Club
I honestly can't tell you what this yawner was about because I tried to tune it out as best as possible. I never liked Richard Gere ever again after sitting through this horrible mess. I refused to watch him in anything for years.
I think at one point my head was on the seat in front of me while I caught a few winks. I was with other people or I would have walked out and I never walk out of anything I paid to see.
One of the worst movies I can remember seeing and it was a running joke for years.

2. Rocky Horror Picture Show
My goodness, there used to be a lot of people that went to see this movie apparently every week. They knew every line in this thing.
I hated every second of it and hated the people that took me from that night forward and hated all the other movie viewers for having it memorized.
This was one of the worst nights of my life. It was sick and twisted in every way possible. This thing, and I really don't want to call this a movie because Braveheart was also a movie and they shouldn't be said in the same paragraph ever even though I just did, could easily switch out with the Cotton Club as the #1 worst movie ever.

3. Funny Girl
I went to see this with my parents as a kid. I finally forgave them for it years later.
It may have not been all that bad but I was a kid and I wanted out of there in the worst way. I like Barbara Streisand and I hate to blast her. But, I remember being very, very bored in this.

4. Any of the Jason/Friday the 13th/Freddie Krueger movies except for the first Halloween.
Halloween was actually pretty good, but it should have ended there. Let the poor guy die already.
All of these movies are mindless slasher movies that are designed to steal people's money that are actually silly enough to waste their time with this garbage.
Can I call these things movies? Like Rocky Horror Picture Show, I hesitate to call these anything that closely resembles something that would have starred Clint Eastwood.
Just not something I feel comfortable with.

5. Tom Cruise flicks
I don't know why, but there are certain people that no matter what movie they are in, the movie usually turns out to be pretty good. These certain people are Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Clint Eastwood and probably Tom Hanks.
These certain people are not Tom Cruise. In fact, I would say after Top Gun most everything he has played in has been pretty bad. I might give him Color of Money and a couple more borderline shows but the guy seems to be a douche bag and plays one mostly in every movie.
I have heard his new movie is good and I do like Cameron Diaz so I might have to change my opinion later. But, as of right now, Mr Scientology is a destroyer of all potentially good movies in my book.

6. Dude Where's My Car
Where do we start with this mess? It has a couple of funny scenes in it but even those are way overdone so they become unfunny almost as quickly as they become funny.
I took my son to see this with his friend and they liked it or else that might have been the first movie I walked out of.
Just a horrible movie from start to finish.


I will think of others and may add them at some point and time.


P.S. I just saw Day and Knight and it was actually really good. May have to remove Mr Cruise from my list.