Saturday, June 23, 2012

Down to 267

OK, so I am a fat boy.
If you knew me at any point of my younger years you would think it was amazing that I am fat. But, I really am just that.
In my defense, I am a tad over six foot five. But, I stepped on the scales at the gym recently and I was stunned to see 273 pounds as my weight.
I do have a mirror and could see things were out of control. But, a number that high was still shocking.

After a couple of weeks, I have dropped to 267.

My goal is 230 pounds, and I must do this by my birthday, September 1st.

So, knock off the desserts and hit the gym like never before.


Update:

June 23, 2012

I am now down to 250 pounds. 

The Lizard Hunter

Everyone has heard of the Crocodile Hunter who was tragically killed a few years ago. But, I am now the Lizard Hunter.
I need to write my book called Memoirs of a Landlord Gone Mad which I have actually already started. I get all kinds of strange requests and run across all kinds of things.
The latest is a woman that is phobic like afraid of lizards and has one in her apartment. We occasionally have a squirrel in an attic or a mouse running around. We get the apartments sprayed for bugs monthly, but still get a call about bugs from time to time.
First lizard scare in twenty plus years I have gotten and other than taking my Dirty Harry gun into the apartment, I have no idea how to get rid of lizards.

Look at me everyone. I am the great Lizard Hunter.