Everyone has heard of the Crocodile Hunter who was tragically killed a few years ago. But, I am now the Lizard Hunter.
I need to write my book called Memoirs of a Landlord Gone Mad which I have actually already started. I get all kinds of strange requests and run across all kinds of things.
The latest is a woman that is phobic like afraid of lizards and has one in her apartment. We occasionally have a squirrel in an attic or a mouse running around. We get the apartments sprayed for bugs monthly, but still get a call about bugs from time to time.
First lizard scare in twenty plus years I have gotten and other than taking my Dirty Harry gun into the apartment, I have no idea how to get rid of lizards.
Look at me everyone. I am the great Lizard Hunter.
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