Fudge Van Hooser

No offense to my parents, but I don't like my name. I really never have.
When I was in second grade, we moved to a new city and I started at a new school. There was already a Brad going to school there and in my same class. So, they called me by my full name, Bradly. Only nobody spells their name Bradly with the E between the L and the Y. I have had to correct the spelling forever.
There are a lot of guys on the planet named Brad Taylor. One of them played QB a long time ago for Arkansas. One of them was a TE for Baylor a few years back. Another Brad Taylor is a motivational speaker and yet another is a homosexual porn star.
My misspelled name, Bradly, is different than every Bradley in the world but I don't go by Bradly anymore due to the fact that I am not 10 years old.

Along comes a guy named Fudge Van Hooser.

I know little of Fudge Van Hooser other than he is a freshman at Tulane University and he is listed as a QB.
I have no idea how he wound up with the name Fudge, but his name works also with nearly any other first name. Throw in Bob, or Mark, or since he is from the South, Billy Don, and you still have a cool name. It's not exactly a common name such as a name like Brad Taylor.

Fudge Van Hooser is very memorable and just has to be one of a kind.

I like being one of a kind and give it my best shot daily.


Sorry parents, again, but give me a name like Fudge Van Hooser next time.